• Fishing is a sport, right?: This is jus... I don't kno... no comment. [Consumerist]

• Needs less boxing: Can The Contender save boxing? That depends—does it allow chokeholds and roundhouse kicks? [Good Point]

• That sounds right: BC head coach Jeff Jagodzinski could lose his job simply for talking to the Jets. Just like Eric Mangini! [Boston Score]

• Go Pats!: Choose your playoff bandwagons carefully (i.e., never take the Colts.) [Rumors and Rants]

• Don't forget the Colts: Will Baltimore fans ever care about the Orioles as much as they care about the Ravens? Why should they? When has Jay Gibbons* ever helped anyone get away with murder? [Examiner]

*It's pretty likely that Jay Gibbons is not even an Oriole anymore.

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