Yes, there are other games tomorrow. But, let's be honest — there's really only one that matters this weekend.
Okay, that's not fair. The Titans/Ravens game should be entertaining. Prediction for that? Final score: Ed Reed 10, Kerry Collins -7. And of course you have the Mattoon Buzzsaw up against the Carolina Smash and Dash Panthers. Oh, here's a fun aside: Anyone know what a Panther Swipe is? It's a fun new disgusting sexual act. Apparently, it's when you jerk off into your own hand, then paw it on your lady's face right after you've completed. Like a panther. That's all I've been thinking about anytime the Carolina Panthers come up. (This enlightenment courtesy of Josh from George A. Dondero High School's class of '98.) And then Sunday we have the Chargers/Steelers match-up which will only be entertaining because when it ends, a new SHOTY champion will be crowned. (Oh, and fucking Baby Mangino made another Kansas news station. Doesn't anyone in Kansas ever get murdered or something?)