• Steeeeeeriiike!: Are the Marlins hiring cheerleaders or extras for an Eva Angelina movie. (I don't know who that is. I'm told she's an actress of some sort.) [XM MLB Chat]

• Dunk'd!: More poster making, this time from Klay Thompson of Washington State. Of course, if someone dunks on Stanford does it really matter? [Coug Center]

• Politics been berry berry good: The Brooklyn Cyclones minor league squad are to become the "Baracklyn" Cyclones for one night in honor of Barack Obama. What, is he like a former Met or something? [The Hill]

• Watch out for tanks: The KHL—you know, Russia's "heart-stopping" pro league—held their own outdoor classic in the middle of Red Square. There were no survivors. [Puck Daddy]

• Vorp me like a hurricane: Walk Off Walk's new BONILLA projection system: Twice as mind-boggling as WARP-3, but just a fraction of the math. [Walk Of Walk]

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