Then how about some videos of past baseball greats trying to keep you off the crack and the coke?

Home Run Derby has a nice little compilation of those "Just Say No" ad spots from the 1980s, featuring Hall of Famers Dave Winfield, Mike Schmidt, Reggie Jackson and Gary Carter. While the sly-eyed-Jackson and tuxedo'd-Winfield ones are great, Schmidt's has to be the best:

Just something about the way he says cocaine can kill me sends me into a fit of giggles that I normally can't achieve without the help of recreational drugs.

But seriously, kids, stay off the dope.

Don't do Drugs - 1980's Baseball Anti-Drug PSA's [Home Run Derby]

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