Then how about some videos of past baseball greats trying to keep you off the crack and the coke?
Home Run Derby has a nice little compilation of those "Just Say No" ad spots from the 1980s, featuring Hall of Famers Dave Winfield, Mike Schmidt, Reggie Jackson and Gary Carter. While the sly-eyed-Jackson and tuxedo'd-Winfield ones are great, Schmidt's has to be the best:
Just something about the way he says cocaine can kill me sends me into a fit of giggles that I normally can't achieve without the help of recreational drugs.
But seriously, kids, stay off the dope.
Don't do Drugs - 1980's Baseball Anti-Drug PSA's [Home Run Derby]
Image from No Mas's T-shirt line.