• Hall of pain: Why not permanently enshrine a famous baseball player on your skin? You can just feel the hustle oozing through the open wound. [Big League Stew]

Alley oop?: How do you tip in a three-pointer with just 0.5 seconds left on the clock? Here's how. [Total Pro Sports]

Haters gotta hate: Meet the most hated college basketball players in America. Gee, why so many ACC guys? [Storming The Floor]

You know what I mean: Could the NFL seriously be thinking about laying off Steve Sabol and the rest of NFL Films? Maybe Christmas should just lay off Santa Claus! [Slow Breaker]

A winning tradition: Washington Wizards fans are seriously thinking about throwing their support behind the Generals. Hey, at least that organization has a plan. [Stet Sports]

Only three?: How to screw up baseball's free agent market in three easy steps. [Obsessed With Sports]

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