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Just go long: Even kids whose dads like to spend all their Saturday afternoons sleeping one off deserve to play catch, don't they? [Home Run Derby]

Good to know: Here's some fun Super Bowl trivia: Cardinals lineman Darnell Dockett's nickname is "Fart Box." Sleep on that. [Deuce of Davenport]

Gone fishin': The Eagles new offensive coordinator was hired away from a high school. Unless he was coaching the girls basketball team, I'm not impressed. [Friends of the Program]

I'll take my chances with Mini Ditka: NBC has enough pre-game analysts to field an actual football team. Too bad none of them has enough football knowledge to be the coach. [Sports Hernia]