My eyes are up here, Mario: I guess no one told Supernintendo Chalmers that he wasn't doing a radio interview. Rookies... [Fanhouse]

Awwww: Ahh, the Puppy Bowl... keeping moms interested in Super Bowl Sunday since 2005. [Hot Dog and Friends]

Your sister?: New Super Bowl prop bet: Who will the Super Bowl MVP thank first in their post-game interview? I like Elisha Cuthbert as a 20-1 long shot. [Stock Lemon]

Sorry ... G: The psychological underpinnings of the Gatorade bath. Sometimes people are just really, really thirsty.[Asylum]

Couldn't he bailout GM instead?: Edgerrin James doesn't rent, he buys. Even when he's only in Tampa for a week and needs a white Lamborghini. [Fanster]