Yep: No habla Espanol, but I believe this gentleman requests that you not approach him and his pitching friend from Cincinnati. Or he wants to sell you a car. [BigLeagueStew + LotD]

No. 2 with a smile: Eric Devendorf likes to smell what? [Troy Nunes]

He doesn't care: Chiefs fans go to war with Larry Johnson. Meanwhile, Larry Johnson will go to war on this extra-large with mushrooms. [Arrowhead Addict]

Come back?: Manny Ramirez? You sir, are no gentleman. (But I would still like to have your bat in my lineup.) [Juiced Sports]

That Wendy's cheeseburger was good too: Getting Kris Draper was the best $1 the Red Wings (maybe anybody) ever spent. [Examiner]