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    English Soccer Players Accused Of Meat Beating

    A victimless crime?: Two Southampton strikers are accused of attacking a man with their kebabs. No, I'm talking about the food. What are you talking about? [Sports Rubbish]

    Uh-oh: Meanwhile, the Premier League discovers the "cease and desist." You don't want to know what kind of meat they're carrying. [The Offside]

    [Crickets]: Who wants Plaxico Burress on their team? Anyone? Anyone ... ? [Phinallly Philly]

    You don't know Dick: Look, Chicago—you can't blame Dick Stockton for all your problems. Believe me, I've tried. [Rumors and Rants]

    Too easy: Is Jim Bowden trying to hit on Adam Dunn's wife? Of course not! Everyone knows the Nationals can't hit. [National Enquirer]


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