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That fuzzy little lump of hair sitting in the lap of Tiger Woods is none other than Charlie Axel Woods, whose introduction to public fawning comes courtesy of Golf.com.
Woods, wife Elin, daughter Sam, mutts, and little Charlie posed for these People-magazine like photos to show off their new family to the world. Hopefully, the baby doesn't weigh that much or it could aggravate Tiger's gimpy knee. But if you listen to his Mickelson-hating caddie, Steve Williams, he should be back in a few weeks. CBS Golf is very excited, so they no longer have to keep pumping Nick Faldo full of bean dip in order to keep audiences amused.
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Tomorrow: I am moving. So, the site will be left in the safe hands of Rick and Dash, while I figure out where to put my ottoman. Right now, that'll probably serve as both the kitchen table and the bed. Oh, if anybody has any extra furniture they'd like to get rid of, hit me up.
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