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Rinku Singh and Dinesh Patel, the teenage pitchers from India who were signed by the Pirates recently, would like you to know that the man from Topps is a bad man. A very baaaad man.
Apparently a Topps executive got hold of the two recently and demonstrated how we play hardball here in the states, getting them to sign a baseball card contract under false pretenses. And for, if I'm reading their blog correctly, the princely sum of $5. Rinku and Dinesh relate the experience on their blog, The $1,000,000 Arm, under the headline A Very Bad Thing Happen To Us.
Yesterday locker room man coming to us from company Topps. He saying we sign contract. We telling him we not reading this english. we say he have talking JB sir. He saying he talking JB sir and JB sir say OK signing.
So we signing this thing and he give me and Dinesh $5.00. Then we finding out JB sir not knowing this. Man from company Topps lying to us. he very bad man. This very bad company. We having good deals with upper Deck and Playoff. We not liking Topps. We never be Topps if they ask us signing again. They bad man and say lying to us.
We hoping no people buying Topps cards. Peoples who liking us only buying Upper Deck and Playoff.
The JB Sir in the post, by the way, is Rinku and Dinesh's marketing agent, Jeff Bernstein, who has been with them every step of the way since they won a reality show competition in India last year.
If they quash the deal through litigation we won't be able to see Rinku and Dinesh in 3D relief, but that's OK, because in the works as we speak is Rinku and Dinesh, The Movie. Mark Ciardi of Mayhem Pictures, which produced Miracle, Invincible and The Rookie, is shopping their story to Disney, Miramax and some other studios. Working title: Slumdog Millionaire Arms.
And yes, I know that Babu Bhatt from Seinfeld is actually from Pakistan.
UPDATE: John Greenberg, executive editor of Team Marketing Report, checks in with this: Funny post on the Indian Pirates. Not sure if one of your vaunted commentators noted this, but Topps gives every minor leaguer $5 for the rights for their cards if they make the majors. Few cash the check (though matt mccarthy, the odd man out author you panned, wrote about how he and some teammates cashed theirs) as its supposed to be a keepsake. Once they're in the union, they get a much bigger check from the card companies.
UPDATE: Rinku and Dinesh have amended their blog to show that the Topps representative apparently did nothing wrong. It was all a misunderstanding, according to Bernstein. From the amended post by Rinku:
Topps man sir. We sorry. JB explaining that he knowing this man and he not believe man doing these things. he say we not understanding right. Dinesh and i all things new being to us. we wishing many time we just being pitcher, but we also knowing all other things too needed.
Very Bad Thing Happen To Us [The $1,000,000 Arm]
Rinku And Dinesh Vs. Topps [Walkoff Walk]
Movie In The Works For Indian Pitchers [CNBC]
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