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For those of you who missed it — and there were many — the UCONN/Syracuse war of attrition mercifully ended at 1:22 a.m. after six overtimes, 244 points, and, most likely, plenty of pairs of ruined pants. I admit, I was asleep. But I woke up this morning with two text messages from Syracuse alum and Deadspin paint boy Jim Cooke:
At 12:49 a.m: "FIVE?!"
At 1:25 a.m.: "Ok. That was insane."
Who knows if Syracuse will have anything left when they take on West Virginia tonight? This is why the NCAA should take crystal meth off their banned substance list.