• Perfect for mobile recruiting violations: Presenting the Vol Camino. It's for sale too! Runs great, but not on roads in Florida. [Mizzourah]

• You're gonna need a bigger penalty box: Could Patrick Roy be the next coach of the Avalanche? How many fist fights can one team handle? [Colorado Avalanche Examiner]

• Stand your ground: Hey, Coach, get your head in the game. [Online Sports Guys]

• Jerky boy: The prankster behind "Colin Matta" explains himself. Haven't we all wanted to be adopted by an Ohio State coach? [Cleveland.com]

• What will we do without you?: Seth Curry is transferring to a conference that doesn't suck quite as hard as the Big South. [George Mason Basketball]

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