• Bing bong: Anna K rang the bell at the New York Stock Exchange yesterday. So that's where all my money went. [Bob's Blitz]

• I call him Gamblor: Want to take bets on which is most excited about extra NFL games? [The Hazean]

• I got nothing: MMA fighters have signature moves? Which one uses the Camel Clutch? [Cage Potato]

• No more games: Alex Ovechkin continues to needle Don Cherry. Why can't these two see that they're in love with each other? [Total Pro Sports]

• Scrum'd: A women's rugby team has released a sexy lingerie calendar, because they are required to. [South Carolina Rugby Examiner]

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