And Here's Your Sweet Sixteen Duan: Talk About The Games, Life, Your Unemployment, The Sexual Inadequacy Of Your Current Girlfriend...

I typed in many variations of "sixteen" and "sweet sixteen" and either candles or Miley Cyrus popped up. Or some DJ entertainment companies. I went with Miley.

So talk freely. Talk about life, heartache, the sticky film that just won't go away. Talk about this headline as a means of confirming your agnosticism. Or, just talk about your usual random shit and get into fights with each other.

It's Ok...

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