• Maybe they're just good friends: Please be just good friends? [The Big Lead]

• Cubs fan in a little shirt....: This is not the way to end a curse, young man. [Homer Derby]

• I can't wait until they feature this segment on Fox Sports: "The Top Ten Deadbeat Dad Athletes." [Total Pro Sports]

• This is what it feels like to have your football taken from you forever: Great story from DIII player whose school decided to not pay for a program anymore. [The DIII Experience]

• Professional soccer player's mothers should know better: Than to shoplift. But that's what John Terry's mum did. Yes, she's a mum. [Kickette]

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