• ON THE CLOCK!: Photographic evidence of Todd McShay's mind control over his mock draft rival. [The Sports Hernia Blog]

• He died as he lived: The guy who invented BASE jumping on skis has died ... while BASE jumping on skis. [Outposts]

• What is this, a rugby scrum?: Hey, Toronto soccer fans! You call that a riot? [BigSoccer]

• A pitch is a pitch: It is sort of embarrassing for a player to show up for his game at the wrong stadium, but they do all look alike. [Dirty Tackle]

• The power of none: Denver fans rally around Chris Anderson. Yes, an internet petition will solve everything. [Denver Stiffs]

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