• By Dashiell Bennett
    May 4, 2009 3:45 PM 19,294
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    Sorry Ladies: Bruce Pearl Is Off The Market!

    Hearts are a-breakin' all across the Smokies today as Bruce Pearl has announced that he's affianced to lady friend Brandy Miller. Do they sell creamsicle-colored tuxedo shirts? [Knoxville News Sentinel]


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