A Denver hooligan went out on a two-block strip to deface some innocent stop signs after the Nuggets lost Game 1 to the Lakers last Tuesday. It is not known whether this hooligan acted alone or whether he was part of a larger hooligan conspiracy. He is still at large.
But don't fear, metropolitan Denver residents. Your local television station is here to tell you how to feel about this unfortunate public crime:
9NEWS doesn't condone the defacing of public property, but we do appreciate the sentiment displayed on stop signs in Denver's Baker neighborhood.
'Kobe stop crying' signs pop up on Denver streets [9NEWS]
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