• By Tommy Craggs
    Jun 3, 2009 9:15 AM 4,210
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    Mets Get Swine Flu Scare, Creating Conditions For Tabloid Perfect Storm

    A producer for the Mets television network may have swine flu, and Carlos Beltran and John Maine both have unspecified stomach ailments. Rest assured this story will be handled with measured calm and forbearance by the New York media. Wait, what's that? "Pig Panic"? Never mind. [New York Post]


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