Howling Wolves And Scary Wizards Aren't Good Enough For Red Sox Nation

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This pretty extraordinary picture comes courtesy of Bar Stool Sports (via Sadfans) shows the world that there are no limits to what can be airbrushed on the back of a tire cover. "I'd like Kevin Youklis and Dustin Pedroia — but make it look like they're conjoined twins in an outfield in heaven." Dunzo! And that's how dreams come true...

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