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No one knows how many miles 
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No one knows how many miles Steve Nash has left on his little Canadian legs, but if he's looking to break into the late-night TV comedy game, his first test for his second career went fairly well.
Nash was on with David Letterman last night, filing a comedy field report from the NBA Finals and guess what? He wasn't terrible! He's got a sense of humor of about himself, he pronounces words correctly, thinks pretty quickly on his feet, and didn't drop the microphone. He's already more qualified that 90% of ESPN or TNT's studio analysts.
He has got to do something about that hair though. I thought he only looked like that after four quarters of playing basketball. Yeesh.
Late Show with David Letterman [CBS]
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