An ESPN Columnist, Tucker Max, And A Camel-Toed Model:(Uh...UPDATED)

Friday has provided us with a generous amount of sleaze so far and we haven't even gotten to Deleted Scenes yet. Now there's this: Tucker Max has fingered an (un) identified ESPN writer as a tawdry man whore.

The post comes from Max's "I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell" blog where he's chronicling his scuzzy travels across the country, regaling America's youth with his whimsical tales of excess and debauchery and putting the finishing touches on his movie. Recently, he was in NYC, doing his Tucker Max thing with some friends and admirers, which resulted in this interesting entry:

2. Her friend was even funnier than her. She was a model too, but not just any model. Nope, she was the type of model who goes out to bars in the east village in tight pink hot pants. I am not exaggerating one ounce. You could almost see her cervix through the camel toe they were so tight. She ended up going home with my buddy who is an ESPN writer (not Bill Simmons). I won't name him, he can tell the story himself in his column if he wants, but it was awesome because the week before he had a threesome set up with a porn star and some other girl, had them both IN HIS HOTEL ROOM, and blew it—didn't fuck either one! His confidence was shattered, so of course I called him Leon Lett all week.

But this night I told him, "Dude, just relax. Let your desire go, live in the moment, have fun, and the sex will happen on its own. Chase it and it runs; let it come to you and you own it." He played it perfectly. It's awesome to see your students grow in front of your eyes.

Yikes. Of course there are many ESPN columnists so it's tough to isolate the Tucker Max acolyte of the bunch, but I've got $10 on Ed Hinton. Please provide your guesses in the comments below.

UPDATE: Oh, Matthew....:"Just had a fun night out drinking with @tuckermax." The Talented Mr. Poon-To.

99 Days Out: NYC and Ft. Bragg Screenings [I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell]

Send an email to A.J. Daulerio, the author of this post, at ajd@deadspin.com.

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