Milton Bradley Is Uncomfortable, And So Is A Certain Water CoolerBen Cohen6/27/09 12:30pmFiled to: MlbChicago CubsLou PiniellaMilton BradleyWater coolerClubhouse FightsLucky Pierre9EditPromoteShare to KinjaToggle Conversation toolsGo to permalinkLou Piniella, Milton Bradley and a water cooler — not as sexy a ménage à trois as it sounds. And unfortunately, it turns out the water cooler is the Lucky Pierre in this uninviting threesome.Friday was an eventful day at Wrigley Field. First, Piniella admitted that he had smoked dope once and it hadn't "done a damn thing" for him. Speaking with the same reporters, Bradley lamented his solitude in the clubhouse. Then he flew out, threw his helmet and punched the Gatorade water cooler, prompting Piniella to bench him and stoking a heated exchange between the two in the clubhouse. Bradley left the field in street clothes, and — voila! — the Milton Bradley Meltdown of 2009 was off and running. Piniella's days of dope seemed, like, so 1960s.