Bob Bradley must be slightly busy right now trying to prepare his team to pull off another upset of a superior squad. Toilet-papering one of Brazil's finest is probably a strategy he hasn't considered.
The ploy didn't work for South Africa, but still, a few rolls of Charmin might come in handy. You never know.
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