Bridget Hall: Loves Shrooms, Hates Jessica SimpsonS

Your Deadcast guest this week is supermodel Bridget Hall. You might think a smoking hot lady like Bridget is unattainable. But today, I bring you proof she's just like us Deadspin folk! She likes guns!

She keeps a switchblade under her pillow! (Quote from her: "Don't fuck with me!")

She doesn't know the ingredients of sizzurp! Because she's white!

She doesn't pay her parking tickets and then abandons her old truck in the impound when she gets $4,000 worth of them!

She does shrooms! In tea! ("I can just shoot it down and you're like WOOO! Right away. Nice!")

She's avoided heroin even though her friends tell her it feels awesome!

She didn't like coke when she tried it!

She regretted doing acid on Halloween!

She hates Tom Brady because she's friends with Bridget Moynahan, but she still thinks he's fucking hot!

She could beat Tyra Banks in a fight!

She once hung out with Divine Brown's pimp!

She's of mixed ancestry!

She doesn't know that an Abe Lincoln is a pube beard glued on with semen!

It takes a lot of beers to get her drunk, unless that beer is Belgian!

She hates Jessica Simpson for ruining Tony Romo!

She hates sleeping in gold body paint!

IT'S LIKE I'VE KNOWN HER MY WHOLE LIFE! We talked for nearly 45 minutes. We're very close.

This week's Deadcast is available for your listening pleasure right here. You can also find the new Deadcast in the iTunes Music Store here. Got a question/comment you need read over the air next week? Send it to me here. Special thanks to Liberated Syndication for hosting us. Now sit back, relax, and listen as I flirt with a supermodel just like that Neil Strauss book taught me to.

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