From The Desk Of Gary Belsky: Hygiene Edition

Gary Belsky is the EIC of ESPN The Magazine, which you probably know as the strange, unwieldy object wedged into your mailbox every other week. Sometimes, funny things happen at Gary's magazine, and employees tell us about them.

Today's story:

"the big boss [Belsky] just pooped and then washed his hands for less than half a second. 95% sure no soap was involved."

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