Mother Nature Does not Appreciate Your Ironic Sports

A sad day in the annals of hipster athletics, as a 23 year old Brooklynite was unceremoniously pancaked by a falling tree limb during a game of dodgeball. Time to start thinking of the perfect post-modern tattoo to commemorate.

I vote for a weeping Ent.

Tree branch clocks Brooklyn man playing dodgeball (NY Daily News)