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The Daily Mail wrote a story about a father-daughter fishing expedition where, according to the two of them, that tiny girl hauled in that 9 ft. 200lb catfish. Dad says he helped, but his little lass is getting all the credit because it was hooked on her rod and she struggled for 20 minutes to haul it in. Why do I get the feeling this is going to be another one of those boy-kills-giant-hog stories?
Good morning. It's Thursday. Let's go.