It's The Year Of The Booger Pick

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There appears to be an uptick in televised nose-picking that shows no signs of waning as the season progresses. I can't figure out if it's more than usual or viewers are just more DVR savvy and know when to click pause just as soon as finger-meets-nostril. This is what we suffer through in the age of technology.

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Good morning. It's Wednesday. Bagels are on the desk.