James Harrison, who is reportedly afraid of one perfectly dignified method of transportation, showed up to training camp in in a tiny German clown car. He is driving it for the children!
Q: What are the benefits of driving that?
A: Not that much on gas. Other than that, there's a lot of room, but not for the suitcases. It's fast, too. It'll go 90, 95.
Q: Not too worried about gas are you
A: No. Not too worried about gas. I just want to help the environment.
Of course. Of course James Harrison wants to help the environment.
(Also, someone is paying him.)