And It's Albert Pujols To The Rescue AgainS

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An old, determined Cardinals fan, reached out a bit too far for a foul ball last night and then smushed his face. Albert Pujols, realized things were getting heavy, but not too heavy for Superman to lift. He rushed right over and comforted the man who was now bleeding with a face-full of brown ballpark dirt and moaning like a stuck pig. He didn't even catch the ball, but he did manage a nice stretcher ride out of PNC Park.

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Good morning. Brace yourselves. The day's about to get real interesting.