Don't Even Think About Posting Stolen Baron Davis PhotosS

Baron Davis' laptop was stolen and he would really like it back. But just to be safe, his lawyer is preemptively threatening to sue the ass off anyone who publishes the personal photos and videos that might be on it.

The laptop allegedly contains photos and videos that "depict, among other things, a variety of private images of our client, his associates and his colleagues." Colleagues, that's cute. Who knows what the images actually contain, but his lawyers obviously know something we don't because they've already approached a certain website that they suspect might be interested in that type of thing. (No, not us. How disappointing.) They sent a letter to The Smoking Gun, warning them that if they buy or publish any Baron Davis contraband they will be in BIG trouble.

Don't Even Think About Posting Stolen Baron Davis PhotosS

So says attorney William J. Briggs, II. So remember, kids, if someone tries to sell you some Baron Davis porn, just walk away. It's (probably) not worth it.

NBA Star Warns Over Stolen Laptop [The Smoking Gun]