10-Year-Old Hero Closes Door On Jay Cutler Era

A young Broncos fan who was among the many betrayed by Gentleman Jay Cutler has called for a purifying ritual that will ease the pain of Denver football faithful—declaring August to be Jay Cutler Jersey Burn Month.

Ah, the wisdom of children! It was bad enough when Cutler whined and cried his way to a trade to Chicago, but he crossed another line this week by proclaiming Denver fans to be less than passionate boosters.

"In Denver, we didn't have this many fans at all," he said. "We weren't even able to accommodate that many fans [at practice]. That's Chicago Bears fans for you. They're proud of their Bears.

"It's a lot [different]. Denver's like a 6 and Chicago's like a 9," Cutler said during the interview. "It's quite a bit different. Just the fans and how passionate they are, that's probably the biggest difference."

Well, this Denver fan has your 6 right here ... and oh, look at that ... now it's on fire! Jay Cutler may never take notice of this YouTube video and others that may follow, but that doesn't really matter. This is a cleansing fire, meant to burn away the scars and melt the icy shackles that the Bears quarterback has encased around Colorado hearts.

Bathe in the flames, Children, and you will be born anew!

I Believe the Children are Our Future [Slanch Report]
Jay Cutler rates Chicago Bears fans over Denver Broncos fans; Kyle Orton booed at practice [ESPN]

Send an email to Dashiell Bennett, the author of this post, at dashiell@deadspin.com.

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