We're almost half-way through the sweltering dread-trap that is August, so it's time to hand over the captain's ascot to someone for a day. Spinheads, meet Tom Scocca. He will be hoisting up sloop Deadspin's sail for you tomorrow.
Mr. Scocca is a former writer for the New York Observer, who now authors books about China and writes columns about child-rearing for The Awl. Now don't roll your eyes, motherfuckers — the man knows his sports, too. You'll enjoy him.
Plus, we'll have our usual batch of Friday goodness: stadium suckage, deleted scenes lunacy, and all the other bits of sportsy stuff you hate to love.
Schooly B Petchesky will provide the block-rockin' beats for your adderall-hour entertainment.
Thanks for your continued support of Deadspin. Don't eat up all of your corn.