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It's not officially the NFL preseason until the rookies start getting hazed. That's Broncos rookie quarterback Tom Brandstater with the Friar Tuck haircut, and while it looks kind of embarrassing, pair him with Chad Ochocinco, and it's the second coming of the Legion Of Doom.

Denver Bronco Rooking Hazing at its Best [Union]

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It's Saturday. Let me show you something.

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