The Wit And Wisdom Of James ColeyTommy Craggs8/19/09 6:30pmFiled to: Duan!College FootballFlorida State SeminolesJames Coleytwitter42EditPromoteShare to KinjaToggle Conversation toolsGo to permalink James Coley is Florida State's tight ends coach and recruiting coordinator, not to mention a prolific Twitterer whose prose style evokes both Cobra Commander and a fortune cookie that wants to kill you. Can u FEEL it? Advertisement Here's a sampling, grouped thematically:WEAPONRY: Advertisement FEAR THE SPEAR about 18 hours ago from webFEAR THE SPEAR 7:19 AM Aug 4th from mobile webcarry a big SPEAR and take names - its 2009 SEMINOLES, take what U want to HAVE 4:38 PM Aug 16th from mobile webFEAR THE SPEAR!!!! Squad Up!!!!!! 1:35 PM Jul 31st from webFEAR THE SPEAR 9:37 AM Jul 26th from webFEAR...6:54 PM Jul 12th from webTHE...6:55 PM Jul 12th from webSPEAR...6:55 PM Jul 12th from webANNOUNCEMENTS:Stay with me for the next few DAYS - Lots of RIDDLES, lots of lyrics, TONS of cuban coffee, and oh yeah look out for CAPS lock! 3:42 PM Jul 21st from webMy mindset? im putting every chance to get better in a headlock... UNCONQUERED, U should already know... 4:44 AM Jul 31st from mobile webI'm sending the WOLF... 6:38 PM Jul 20th from webSTILL grinding!!!! 8:25 PM Jul 14th from webCheckin' my FRESH... Check checkin my FRESH check checking my FRESH 12:11 PM Jun 29th from mobile webWE R the REAL in this business, OUR commitments will be REAL players that tackle their day to day lives with a SCALP or B SCALPED mentality 5:33 PM Jun 7th from webAPHORISM: Sponsored who the CAP fit... Let them wear IT... 4:23 PM Aug 2nd from mobile webForget answering the BELL, I'm ringing it - DING DING! 3:57 PM Jul 2nd from webYou're either carrying a SPEAR or running from it... 8:29 PM Aug 1st from webGENERAL EXHORTATION: Advertisement SQUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAADDDDD UUUUUUPPPPP! 5:06 AM Aug 5th from webRISE......... RISE.......... 6:42 AM Jul 31st from mobile webLet the story begin... begin 5:27 AM Jul 27th from webRise...Rise...Rise 6:55 PM Jul 12th from webUNCONQUERED! 3:53 PM Jul 26th from webFIGHTING WORDS:what you've hoped you've earned is not there, all you have is the taste of our name in your mouth... 6:03 AM Jul 26th from webLook over here, your worst nightmare's coming true, we are FLORIDA STATE UNIVERSITY! 6:08 AM Jul 26th from webGet READY SEMINOLES its our world and we're are beginning TO RECLAIM it. To those out there don't be afraid... be Petrified. 8:30 PM Jul 29th from webYour fears are coming true, what you think you should have your not getting... 6:02 AM Jul 26th from webANECDOTE: Advertisement 1835 when was asked to sign a treaty forcing the Seminoles to leave their homeland for a territory out west. Osceola refused. 3:52 PM Jul 26th from webHe the plunged his knife through the paper treaty and 7 years of war followed 3:53 PM Jul 26th from webIn 1967 Ernie Terrell refused to call Muhammad Ali by his name - He insisted on calling him Cassius Clay - During their bout Ali BARKED at 7:34 AM Jul 4th from webTerrell "What's my NAME!" with every blow he landed... Ali brutally BEAT him for 15 rounds... The Ultimate DISRESPECT is to not address an 7:37 AM Jul 4th from weban INDIVIDUAL by their name... "WHAT'S MY NAME!" by The TEAM out WEST 7:38 AM Jul 4th from webINQUIRY:can u FEEL it? 6:28 PM Jul 13th from mobile webDo you hear that? That's the sound of inevitability! 10:01 AM Jul 26th from webPARANOIA: Advertisement Advertisement Shhhhh... I heard U were looking for me? 9:14 PM Jul 8th from webhuhhhhhhh....... i heard their lookin' for me! 2:51 PM Jul 10th from mobile webI bet their talking about ME right now - 2 words u'll never here, "James Quit" 10:42 AM Jul 10th from mobile webNOURISHMENT:Took a shot of Cuban Coffee, took a deep breath and stepped out into the DAY... I'm READY to b the CHANGE I want to SEE...R U? 6:53 AM Jul 2nd from webBTW everyone needs some Cuban Coffee in their lives, dont b SCARED!!! 4:04 PM Jun 3rd from mobile weIn So Fla, just took a SHOT of some Cuban Coffee at "LA CARRETA" - IM in the MIA if ur scared then wear my sun glasses they make u invisible 2:46 PM May 31st from webERRATA: Advertisement hit by a heavy Mansoon in the DIRTY DIRTY - R U Bouninn? 10:54 AM Jun 1st from web*Bouncin10:55 AM Jun 1st from web*MoNSOOn10:55 AM Jun 1st from weblots of rain killin' my spelling 10:55 AM Jun 1st from webDAYS are running into NIGHTS, there's NO start or beginning points, every second BECOMES the NOW, our FIRE never BURNS out - BUCKLE UP! 7:29 AM Jul 13th from web*ending points 9:52 AM Jul 13th from mobile webCoach Coley [Twitter]****** Advertisement Advertisement Thanks for your continued support of Deadspin. Androgynous distance runner Barry Petchesky will be here shortly.