These are the notorious decoy coyotes of ESPN, propped up by The Worldwide Leader In Bird Control to scare off nesting geese and captured here in terrifying synthetic predation, like Steve Phillips in those fake press conferences.

The photo is courtesy our gal in Bristol. There are many, many more where these came from. Come back on Sunday for a full gallery of Blazer Girl's adventures among the synthetic creatures of ESPN.

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