Yes, fans, the photo above is the mysterious Gourmet Spud of the brilliant Food Court Lunch. A helpful tipster spotted him in the canned goods aisle at a WalMart near Banff. He was buying 40 cans of Kirkland salmon.

And that's it for today. Talk amongst yourselves. Something may happen Sunday. Or Monday. Maybe we'll post, maybe not. I'm out.

I'll be headed up north to Norton, MA to stagger around the Deutsche Bank Championship with this individual and spending my night in Warwick, RI.

As you wish, David Hume.

If anybody has any recommendations for what to do in Rhode Island besides join the mob or solicit a prostitute, please email me and let me know. Oh, and if you know anyone who can score me some mushrooms there, I'd appreciate that too. I want to make an omelette.

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