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This comes from last night's Miami-Florida State whizbang of a game on ESPN, via about a million of you. Shocking though it may seem, it is entirely in keeping with broadcast guidelines that require that any crowd shot in Tallahassee include at least one massive boob.

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Good morning. Helluva game. Here's some Zevon:

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