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Should we be worried about Ray Allen? A long offseason can occasionally mess with an athlete's head and I'm a little concerned that the pressure of a life without basketball has finally gotten to him. Like in a "head into the jungle and become the messianic leader of a violent doomsday cult" sort of way. Maybe Ray Ray needs a hug?

Oh, there was a face painter at his son's birthday party? Well, that still doesn't make it right.

Ray Allen is Officially Bored This Offseason [RedsArmy]

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It's Wednesday. You're gonna die.

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