• By Dashiell Bennett
    Sep 10, 2009 1:10 PM 3,379
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    Lest We Forget, More Than One Career Ended On Thursday

    John Madden Retiring
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    John Madden Agrees To Work For NFL, Save Frank Caliendo's Career

    The former broadcaster/coach, apparently bored with retirement already, has been hired as a "Special Advisor to the Commissioner." "See this right here? That's a four-game suspension for drug use. BAM!" [ProFootballWeekly]


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