Thank you for letting me play in your sandbox today. I have no idea what any of you are talking about! That being said, you dudes were great. I hope it's not awkward when we run into each other later!
Big gay slow clap for Choire Sicha!
Thanks for your continued support of Deadspin. Your editors for NFL opening weekend are...
Saturday: Cajun Boy
Sunday: The Nashtern (BREAK HIM IN)
Now go rock some shit.