Occasionally a sport comes along that truly defines its era. Fittingly, as Barack Obama prepares to invade the South with an army of homosexuals who will sodomize every Republican's children and pets, cornholing is suddenly all the rage.
My awareness of the sport known as "Cornhole" comes via a longtime reader of my personal blog named Mark, a former American soldier now living in Bulgaria. Mark is quite tuned in to all things gay — it was Mark who educated me on the "power bottom" phenomenon that became a minor internet meme after I posted something on Gawker about it — and he wanted to make me aware of this pulsating hot new "sport" when he learned that I was editing Deadspin today. He writes: