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You haven't seen the owner of the Cowboys pick his nose until you've seen it on a giant 160-by-72 foot high definition video screen. Such fidelity! Such vivid colors! Man, that schozz just leaps out you! Don't raise that scoreboard one inch, because the man paid his money and everyone deserves to see boogers in all their over-sized pixeled glory. That thing makes snot on your iPod Nano look like snot on a Sony Watchman.
Add that pick to Tony Romo's three and Dallas is 0-1 at home. But man did it look sharp!
Jerry Jones Caught Picking His Nose At New Cowboys Stadium [Sports Rubbish]
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