No Autographs, Please. Mr. Hellraiser Has A Plane To Catch

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Spotted at Sea-Tac (maybe?)—a devil-may-care Seahawks fan advocating for his team to install Pinhead at quarterback. Judging by the team's post-Hasselbeck options, that might not be a bad idea.

Or maybe this guy's last name really is Hellraiser. The teasing he must have got as a child .... before smiting his playground enemies with brimstone.

[Photo from reader Michael K.]

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Wednesday is here. Go get 'em.