Because the NFL has such a stingy rebroadcast policy, we've decided to recreate the week's best highlight using a white gerbil, a tree frog and actual game audio. Suspend disbelief.

Game Notes:

• Frog played better defense, but had eyes covered by helmet most of game.

• Gerbil bit videographer Mike Byhoff and drew blood.

• Frog urinated close to own end zone and at mid-field.

• Gerbil chewed through face mask of 49ers helmet.

• Frog leaped out of stadium.

Filmed by Gawker video guru Mike Byhoff

49ers over Seahawks [49ers.com]

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