Oh, shit, the Twins just scored four runs. And they look great in those throwbacks! Though honestly you see so many TC hats these days (even in New York!) that I'm seriously missing the lowercase M. Poor Greinke :(

And then Mike Jacobs hit a solo home run, because the Royals are still in it.

The Twins will most likely lose the AL Central race at home next Tuesday, probably in the 12th inning.

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