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Because the NFL has such a stingy rebroadcast policy, we've decided to recreate the week's best highlight using a white gerbil, a tree frog and actual game audio. Suspend disbelief.
Game Notes:
• Gerbil extremely agitated today. Tried to jump off table multiple times
• Frog extremely sedate, but had a fire hose of piss shoot out of him after initial contact.
• Gerbil left one stray piece of fecal matter at the 30.
• Frog just chillin', getting fat.
• Gerbil's heart rate about 180 bpm throughout game.
• Frog could wear Cowboys helmet all day.
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